Factory Floor
General Glassing Discussions: The assembly line of The Glass Factory, where the general product line of the company is produced. Steel toed boots, safety glasses, and hearing protection are required!
Engineering Department
Construction of Stained Glass: Structural and Mechanical Engineers are working hard to ensure we don't repeat the "Montclair" incident.
Scrap Pile
Mosaics: The never ending accumulation of manufacturing byproduct. Management permits employees to make objects from what they find, so long as they do so on their own time.
Torcher Chamber
Lampworking: A trip to Captain Godfrey's office is akin to a trip to a torture chamber. Violate the safety rules and his temper will flame as hot as his red hair.
The Break Room
Employees are entitled to two 15 minute breaks each day. Before leaving the Break Room, please throw away your trash. No smoking allowed!
IT Department
Computer-Related Discussions: Staffed by 17 year olds, the IT Department's most frequent advice is to hit "ESC." Responsible for daily network crashes.
Company Picnic
Contests: What is the company picnic without the three legged race, the sack race, sunburns, and food poisoning? Show your competitive streak and help your Department win!
Building and Grounds Department
Home and Garden: Responsible for the maintenance and appearance of company buildings and grounds. Especially proud of company logo made from petunias.
Customer Service
Your rep today is named "Roger" and he doesn't speak English. No refunds or replacements are available, and no, you may not talk to a supervisor. Have a nice day!